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10/3/08

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The Invasion of the Body Snatchers is one of my favorite sci-fi plot devices. The idea of aliens taking over earth, by appearing to be our loved ones, is a wonderfully creepy idea. In 1998 I couldn't have been a much bigger Robert Rodriguez fan, after the great start to his career with El Mariachi, Desperado and From Dusk Till Dawn, I thought the guy could do no wrong behind the camera. Kevin Williamson, who'd burst onto the scene with the brilliant Scream, wrote the script. Bringing these elements together for The Faculty, was an almost ideal situation for me at the time. I remember excitedly trekking to the theater, only to be very let down by an extremely average sci-fi/horror film.

Nothing about it jumped out at me. It felt like Rodriguez had been neutered,
none of his style or panache was present in The Faculty, and I lost a lot of respect for him that day. I don't know how Rodriguez felt about the film, but he seemed to take it hard as well. I think the studio system got to him, they beat his creativity down and it took three years for him to make another film. By far the longest he's gone between films, he's released almost one a year since then, sometimes two. His next film was Spy Kids, and even though it was made for children, it felt like a Rodriguez film. And although he's made some stinkers since then, some films worse than The Faculty, all of them have that Rodriguez stamp to them.

It took me 10 years to revisit
The Faculty, it played on HBO during one of their free weekends, and I figured, why not? And you know what, without all those expectations I really enjoyed it. I still think it lacks a lot of that fun Rodriguez filmmaking style, the camera-work and editing is extremely static compared to most of his other films. What I enjoyed about it most, was the freedom he gives his actors.

Robert Patrick is deliciously evil as the football coach and first faculty member to be turned into an alien. Bebe Neuwirth, a veteran character actress, seems to be having a blast in this B-movie. Jon Stewart has maybe his finest acting role, which isn't saying much, as the science teacher who is incredibly excited about the new species found by his students. Salma Hayek, unfortunately doesn't have a ton to do, but stand around in the background and look hot. Famke Janssen has maybe the best role in the film, as the quiet English teacher, who turns into a femme-fatale once the aliens take over her body.



Jon Stewart in The Faculty:


In the ten years since this film was released, the casting of the kids has proved to be incredibly smart. With nearly every one of them still working as very recognizable actors. Way before he was Frodo, Elijah Wood, is nearly perfect as the nerdy kid who gets picked on by the jocks, but in the end shows he has the biggest stones of them all. Josh Hartnett, rocking a very unfortunate 90's bed-head haircut, shows some of that early promise as a genius drug-dealer. (I truly believe he has a great movie in him.) Shawn Hatosy, seems oddly miscast as the school's star QB, he doesn't have the looks or the swagger, but he proves to be the right choice as his story develops. Clea DuVall does her usual outcast thing. Jordana Brester is pretty, in the pretty girl role. Usher's just there for the poster shot, he has about three very rehearsed lines in the film. The kid's oddball chemistry is really what makes the film work.

The screenplay is the weakest point of the film. Kevin Williamson proves that he wasn't much more than a one-hit-wonder, his banter sounds exactly the same way it did in the Scream films and I Know What You Did Last Summer. The kids are too all-knowing, too-hip. The things coming out of their mouth is pure movie talk. Included in this film is one of cinema's biggest "what the fuck" scenes of all time, when he has all the kids take Meth to prove their not aliens. (This certainly isn't Kurt Russell testing the blood in The Thing.)

But Rodriguez manages to have some fun with this mess. He ramps up the suspense pretty well in a few of the scenes; with the gore and creature effects also proving to be a highlight, it's not too disgusting, but it works well when he uses it. The final monster is completely ridiculous, but the film has a who-cares vibe to the whole thing, so by the end you'll buy just about anything.

The film certainly isn't a forgotten classic. It has too many scenes that don't work, but those that do are certainly fun. The actors don't behave anything like real people, but you can tell they're having fun with all the cheese, which makes the film entertaining. Plus it's fun to see all these actors who went on to bigger things as youngsters. They tried to sell this film with one of those stupid 90's teen-horror-film posters, where all the stars heads lined up, but I'd rank it above most of those films, and would probably only place it behind the original
Scream in watchablilty. - Grade: C+

The cheesy, very 90's trailer:


1/26/08

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Making a comedy compilation based on the Ten Commandments, is a wonderful idea. Actually pulling it off, is much tougher. The comedy group The State does an okay job with it in The Ten. Some of the skits are brilliant and had me laughing throughout, some of the other skits, not so much. But if you're a fan of offbeat comedies, you should check out the film for yourself.


The film suffers from constantly returning to a narrator character in the form of the usually funny Paul Rudd. He lives in some sort of black void with two huge stone tablets with the Ten Commandments on them. Between each story, we're taken back to him and the continuing story of him cheating on his wife, played by a game Famke Janssen. But it's not funny, and the film keeps returning there, dragging the film down instead of keeping a good rhythm. They should have found a better way to transition between the stories.


I'd say six-and-a-half of the stories are pretty funny. I found three of them to be particularly good. In thou shall not worship false idols: Adam Brody jumps out of an airplane without a parachute, he survives but is stuck up to his chest in the ground, if he's moved, he'll die. He becomes a celebrity for a short while, even getting his own sitcom. The whole idea of being famous for being stuck in the ground, and the image of Brody with his foot sticking awkwardly out of the ground near his head, is consistently funny.


In Thou Shall not take the Lord's name in vain: Gretchen Mol, who even knew she could be funny, plays a Librarian who takes an extended trip to Mexico, where she falls in love with the resurrected Jesus. She has a torrid love affair with him, repeatedly calling out his name, while they're having sex. Jesus is played by the always cool Justin Theroux. In Keep the Sabbath sacred: A guy refuses to go to church, instead comes up with the idea of Naked Sundays. His idea is so beloved, his house is soon full of guys skipping church to frolic naked while listening to the sultry sounds of Roberta Flack. The skit ends with a hilarious song about nakedness.


There's some decent stuff with Winona Ryder falling in love with a ventriloquist dummy. A semi funny bit about the usually deadly, serious Liev Schreiber, coveting his neighbors cat-scan machines, until both their houses are full of them. And some really lame skits about a doctor killing somebody on a goof and then getting repeatedly prison raped. The film is all over the place and with some of the stories, they're really stretching for any relevance to the actual Commandments.


The Ten has an amazing cast; and everybody throws themselves into these goofy roles full throttle. But the writing is where the film suffers, sometimes the jokes hit a home run, but a lot more of them strike out. I thought that The State's previous film: Wet Hot American Summer, was a much better film, better told and more consistently funny. If you haven't seen that film, I suggest it instead. If you've seen it, you could do worse than The Ten, but hopefully they do a lot better with their next film.