Being way behind on my reviews, thought I'd catch up on a bunch of movies I watched over the last couple months, while I was out of commission doing a couple of big editing projects. Trying to think up a fun quick way to write a bunch of reviews, I thought of doing them Haiku style. Probably not the most original of ideas, and may turn out to be much harder than I imagined, as I haven't written any haiku's since I was high school. Let's see how this goes.
Once Upon a Crime
Had not seen before
All-star cast make black comedy
Eugene Levy shoots
- Grade: C+
Rendition
U.S. corrupt laws
Jake and Reese get serious
Tears and blood are shed
- Grade: B-
Descent
Brutal crash opens
Girls climb into the darkness
Eaten by mutants
- Grade: B+
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Classic from eighties
Still funny decades later
John Hughes at his best
- Grade: A
Cloverfield
Blair Witch with budget
Huge monster attacks New York
People die and cry
- Grade: B (Original Review)
Talladega Nights
Will Ferrell drives fast
Wild cougar locked in the car
Nascar proves funny
- Grade: C+
We're Going to Eat You
Kung fu cannibals
Surprised by film's quality
Kick ass funny fights
- Grade: B+
Night of the Hunter
Good and evil as one
Cheesy acting prominent
Classic? hardly true
- Grade: C
Revolver
Guy Ritchie gets deep
Jason Stathom wears bad wig
Time and space questioned
- Grade: C+
Local Hero
Man coming of age
Beautiful Scottish scenery
Ageless feel good film
- Grade: B+
10,000 BC
Mammoths built Egypt
Caveman with six-pack and dreads
Worst movie ever?
- Grade: F
Free Willy
Whale of black and white
Kid of annoying acting
Decent family film
- Grade: C+
Rebel Without A Cause
James Dean's classic film
You're tearing me apart
Worth watching again
- Grade: B+
Shutter
Scary Thai ghost film
Photos unravel mystery
Nothing new but ending
- Grade: C+
The Fist Foot Way
Absurd and funny
McBride new comedy star
A kick in the nuts
- Grade: B
Alaska
Heston's son directs
Charlton chews the scenery
Bear and kids are cute
- Grade: C+
Had not seen before
All-star cast make black comedy
Eugene Levy shoots
- Grade: C+
Rendition
U.S. corrupt laws
Jake and Reese get serious
Tears and blood are shed
- Grade: B-
Descent
Brutal crash opens
Girls climb into the darkness
Eaten by mutants
- Grade: B+
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Classic from eighties
Still funny decades later
John Hughes at his best
- Grade: A
Cloverfield
Blair Witch with budget
Huge monster attacks New York
People die and cry
- Grade: B (Original Review)
Talladega Nights
Will Ferrell drives fast
Wild cougar locked in the car
Nascar proves funny
- Grade: C+
We're Going to Eat You
Kung fu cannibals
Surprised by film's quality
Kick ass funny fights
- Grade: B+
Night of the Hunter
Good and evil as one
Cheesy acting prominent
Classic? hardly true
- Grade: C
Revolver
Guy Ritchie gets deep
Jason Stathom wears bad wig
Time and space questioned
- Grade: C+
Local Hero
Man coming of age
Beautiful Scottish scenery
Ageless feel good film
- Grade: B+
10,000 BC
Mammoths built Egypt
Caveman with six-pack and dreads
Worst movie ever?
- Grade: F
Free Willy
Whale of black and white
Kid of annoying acting
Decent family film
- Grade: C+
Rebel Without A Cause
James Dean's classic film
You're tearing me apart
Worth watching again
- Grade: B+
Shutter
Scary Thai ghost film
Photos unravel mystery
Nothing new but ending
- Grade: C+
The Fist Foot Way
Absurd and funny
McBride new comedy star
A kick in the nuts
- Grade: B
Alaska
Heston's son directs
Charlton chews the scenery
Bear and kids are cute
- Grade: C+
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